Ryou Bakura - Season 5
look what I just did
this is for antique-symbolism
Hey, Dexter, say, ya wanna try to explain
why this guy thinks he’s good enough to take my flames?
‘Cuz you know me and Pikachu are comin’ to serve!
I’ve perfected my swerve to hit you right in the nerve!
You may be a master gamer but you couldn’t be lamer!
Your playin’ cards ain’t impressin’ to a Pokemon trainer!
You live in the body of a teenage boy!
I’ll use my POUND on your ass like I do to Nurse Joy!
And what’s with the cards? That your only trick?
You got your name on the game, it’s like you’re suckin’ your own DECK!
I’m goin’ strong all along, ‘cuz I’m the hero
You shoulda given up after Season Zero!
My show has me in the light. Meowth, that’s right!
Your little spinoffs can’t put up a fight!
Go back to Egypt and lie back in your crypt!
At least you’ll save your reputation—that’s a TRAINER TIP!
Oh, that’s RICH comin’ from a boy who can’t even win
against the Elite Four in the first show that he’s in!
You know I’m thinkin’ that just maybe Team Rocket was right!
You ain’t nothin’ but a brat with a rat-shaped flashlight!
I’m bringin’ rhymes from the sands of time
and all my friends and my priests know the game is mine!
I got a writer who followed my story through to the end!
But you got eighteen seasons and you’re still—what, ten?!
Even your games are fallin’ back to Hoenn!
And yet there’s still not a single one that you’re even in!
Now pay close attention to the beats I’m layin’
GOTTA CATCH ‘EM ALL if you wanna be playin’
with the master of past or present games of all kinds.
You step to me? I’m gonna CRUSH your MIND!
I got the skills and the brains and I’m bringin’ the pain
So suck my Dark Magic, bitch, and take your Penalty Game!
You know, you act so tough, and hey, maybe you are!
But we know it’s just a cover for the weaker star-head!
What kind of attack can your monsters pack
when they’ve each only got one and static stats?
I’m raisin’ levels above without a single Rare Candy!
Like Abra and Kadabra magic, beats so dandy!
Your rhymes are just a cheap Ditto of mine
So go and cry me a river that’s as big as the Rhine!
It’s the Nile that’s in Egypt, you ass.
Maybe ‘stead of Poke-ventures you should go back to class.
And I’ll show you real magic from my Dark Magician
with a blast from the past that’ll leave you wishin’
you had never challenged me to any kind of duel!
Thought you’d try and be cool but you’re playin’ the fool!
I’ll take your little punk ass back to Palette
Leave you wishin’ for mercy with my Magical Mallet!
OMG THIS IS GOLD DUDES