CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND? Because this is my favorite part in the whole movie. Mulan is back to wearing traditionally feminine clothing, and Shan Yu is mocking her “Looks like you’re out of ideas.”
BUT Mulan is all FUCK NO and disarms that asshole with a GODDAMN SYMBOL OF FEMININITY.
NOT TODAY SHAN YU. NOT TODAY.
If you don’t like musicals, you should remember that Cosette, Miranda Priestley, James Bond, Leonard’s mom, Dr. Erik Selvig, Howard Stark, Molly Weasley and Mr. Darcy sing Abba songs in Greece.
When hot people actually think you’re attractive
do u ever just see a fandom post so terrible u visibly cringe
tru friends ignore each other’s acne
"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two
roses can be red
violets aren’t fucking blue
this is an actual correct poem
bottom line: i’d like to fuck you